Hi, I'm Christine. Welcome to my web site!

I am in my 50s now, but I have been doing this in one form or another since my teens. I have a lifetime of exploring pleasure behind me, and helping others experience it in their lives.

True pleasure isn't just a physical thing. It goes beyond that to finding a level of comfort and trust that allows people to relax, share secrets, laugh from the belly, and feel natural in the moment.

It's funny how I am enjoying myself more and finding more satisfaction in recent years. I look back to my twenties, and I think "if I'd only known then what I know now!" I'm sure others close in age to myself have similar regrets for all the pleasure they missed out on when they were younger. The good news is, it's never too late!

Disclaimer: I have lived a deliciously racy life, and have included some of my souvenir images here for your enjoymment, but my rates are based on my time. I offer companionship and massage for entertainment purposes only. No services of a sexual nature are offered or implied. And besides! I know you're not that kind of guy! o_Ô

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Visiting Me

Let's get to know each other in a relaxed, clean, comfortable setting.
I am located ten minutes off the 417
by either the Limoges or Casselman exits.

Length of session Rate
30 min $150
45 min $200
1 hour $250

To schedule an appointment to visit me between the hours of 10 AM and 7 PM:

613-627-0800

or

JoyfulChristine@gmail.com

Massage At My Place

Relaxing, teasing, satisfying massage that will leave you feeling happy!

Length of session Rate
20 min $80
30 min $100
45 min $150
1 hour $200

To schedule an appointment for Massage at my place, between the hours of 10 AM and 7 PM:

613-627-0800

or

JoyfulChristine@gmail.com

Visiting You

I visit registered guests of clean, secure hotels in Ottawa and Cornwall only.
I do not visit private residences, offices or public places.
Please give me 24-48 hours notice.

Length of session Rate
1 hr $300
2 hrs $500
Each additional hour $250

To schedule an appointment for me to visit you between the hours of noon and 8 PM:

613-627-0800

or

JoyfulChristine@gmail.com

FAQ

I provide companionship and massage for entertainment purposes only, in a private setting.


No, I don't enjoy social functions or going out. I prefer to have fun in private.

If you're looking for a date for a social function, check out CERB.


I was born November 12, 1957.


Decades.


Surely you wouldn't be trying to purchase services of a sexual nature from me?
(Cue crickets chirping.)
Yeah. I didn't think so.


Why not choose the 20-minute massage as an introductory session? This will give us a chance to meet and get to know each other, and discuss your interests and desires in a relaxed, private and intimate setting.


No. For my own safety and comfort, I prefer to provide massage on my own table in my own studio, which is set up to accommodate me.


Then keep looking. I can honestly say that's not me. I'm more earthy.

Again, if you're looking for something different, why not check out CERB.


So you will get a feel for who I am and what I look like. And also so that you will have access to all my information.


I prefer men over 40, however, I will make a exceptions for men in their 30s who seem agreeable.


As I say, closer to my own age. I prefer men who are married or widowers, and ones who generally appreciate women—someone with a heart that has loved well.

Joyfulness, cleanliness, sincerity and a wicked sense of humour are qualities I value in a man.


No, and I react badly to tobacco smoke or the residue of it on someone's clothing, hair, skin and mouth. If you are a smoker, I will ask you please to try not to smoke too soon before we meet, and please wash your hands, face and mouth before we start.


No, and I try to avoid using any fragranced hygiene products. I don't want to leave any tell-tale traces on you.


I do my hardcore drinking after hours, and I prefer not to mix alcohol with playtime—it dulls the senses. However, if you find it adds something, then you can bring a bottle of wine or some nice beer with you. I may join you in a glass of wine.

I may also insist on calling you a cab if you drink too much to drive home.


While I am for the decriminalization of drugs (especially marijuana, mostly for economic and social reasons), I have a ZERO TOLERANCE policy toward drugs while working. Do not bring drugs onto my premises, and please do not invite me to your room if there are drugs present. If you must use drugs, please do so before we meet and at another location.


Contact me by email, send me a text message or leave me a voice message, and I will try to get back to you within ten minutes.


I will need to feel comfortable with you.

If I am visiting you, I will need to phone the desk and ask for you by first and last name.

If if you are visiting me (at my home or at my hotel room), I will need to phone you at your number and speak with you briefly before giving you my address.


You can try! And hopefully you'll catch me at the right moment. But most of the time, last minute arrangements are impossible for me.


No.

But I recommend making appointments no more than 24-48 hours in advance, as appointments made further ahead than that have a greater chance of being cancelled or rescheduled.

If you must cancel, please give me as much notice as possible.


No.

But I recommend making appointments no more than 24-48 hours in advance, as appointments made further ahead than that have a greater chance of being cancelled or rescheduled.

If you must cancel, please give me as much notice as possible.


It's never a good idea to come early because I may not be ready for you. If you want to come early, please phone me in advance to see if it's okay.

With respect to late, if you're more than 20 minutes late without phoning, then we'll have to make it another time.


No. I come into this with expectations the same as you do. If either of us can't meet the other's expectations, then we should both keep looking.


Gifts aren't necessary, and I'm really not very materialistic anyway. I always welcome homemade gifts such as poems, drawings or photos you took, something from your garden or kitchen, a live performance of a song or music, something you made in your shop—those sorts of things are always very precious to me.

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