Hi, I'm Christine. Welcome to my web site!

I am in my 50s now, but I have been doing this in one form or another since my teens. I have a lifetime of exploring pleasure behind me, and helping others experience it in their lives.

True pleasure isn't just a physical thing. It goes beyond that to finding a level of comfort and trust that allows people to relax, share secrets, laugh from the belly, and feel natural in the moment.

It's funny how I am enjoying myself more and finding more satisfaction in recent years. I look back to my twenties, and I think "if I'd only known then what I know now!" I'm sure others close in age to myself have similar regrets for all the pleasure they missed out on when they were younger, but the good news is, it's never too late!

This site contains material of an adult nature. If you are under the age of 18, or if you would be offended by such content, please go no further on my site.

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Full Service Incall

A complete Call Girl Experience.
I am located ten minutes off the 417 by either the Limoges or Casselman exits.

Length of session Rate
30 min $150
45 min $200
1 hour $250

To schedule an appointment for Full Service Incall between the hours of 10 AM and 7 PM:

613-627-0800

or

JoyfulChristine@gmail.com

Massage Incall

Relaxing, teasing, satisfying massage with a finish
in my hand or between my breasts. For any other kind of service or finish, please choose a Full Service session.

Length of session Rate
20 min $80
30 min $100
45 min $150
1 hour $200

To schedule an appointment for Erotic Massage between the hours of 10 AM and 7 PM:

613-627-0800

or

JoyfulChristine@gmail.com

Full Service Outcall

I offer outcall service to registered guests of clean, secure hotels in Ottawa and Cornwall only. Please give me 24-48 hours notice.

Length of session Rate
1 hr $300
2 hrs $500
Each additional hour $250

To schedule an appointment for Full Service Outcall between the hours of noon and 8 PM:

613-627-0800

or

JoyfulChristine@gmail.com

FAQ

I provide intimate companionship in a private setting.


No, I don't enjoy social functions or going out. I prefer to have fun in private.

If you're looking for a date for a social function, check out CERB.


I was born November 12, 1957.


Since my mid-teens.


Spare me the alphabet soup, svp! I will not discuss specific details with someone I don't know. I will only say that I am confident that my range of offerings is broad enough to exceed the expectations of 98% of those seeking my services.


Why not choose the 20-minute massage as an introductory session? This will give us a chance to meet and get to know each other, and discuss your interests and desires in a relaxed, private and intimate setting.


Then keep looking. I can honestly say that's not me. I'm more earthy.

Again, if you're looking for something different, why not check out CERB.


So you will get a feel for who I am and what I look like. And also so that you will have access to all my information.


I prefer men over 40, however, I will make a exceptions for men in their 30s who seem agreeable.


As I say, closer to my own age. I prefer men who are married or widowers, and ones who generally appreciate women—someone with a heart that has loved well.

Joyfulness, cleanliness, sincerity and a wicked sense of humour are qualities I value in a man.


No, and I react badly to tobacco smoke or the residue of it on someone's clothing, hair, skin and mouth. If you are a smoker, I will ask you please to try not to smoke too soon before we meet, and please wash your hands, face and mouth before we start.


No, and I try to avoid using any fragranced hygiene products. I don't want to leave any tell-tale traces on you.


I do my hardcore drinking after hours, and I prefer not to mix alcohol with playtime—it dulls the senses. However, if you find it adds something, then you can bring a bottle of wine or some nice beer with you. I may join you in a glass of wine.

I may also insist on calling you a cab if you drink too much to drive home.


While I am for the decriminalization of drugs (especially marijuana, mostly for economic and social reasons), I have a ZERO TOLERANCE policy toward drugs while working. Do not bring drugs onto my premises, and please do not invite me to your room if there are drugs present. If you must use drugs, please do so before we meet and at another location.


Contact me by email, send me a text message or leave me a voice message, and I will try to get back to you within ten minutes.


I will need to feel comfortable with you.

If I am seeing you outcall (at your hotel), I will need to phone the desk and ask for you by first and last name.

If I am seeing you incall (my home or at my hotel room), I will need to phone you at your number and speak with you briefly before giving you my address.


For an incall, afternoon or evening appointments can be booked the morning of the same day.

For an incall before noon, please book the day before.

For an incall on a Sunday or Monday, please book the day before.

For an outcall, 24 hours notice is required.


No.

But I recommend making appointments no more than 24-48 hours in advance, as appointments made further ahead than that have a greater chance of being cancelled or rescheduled.

If you must cancel, please give me as much notice as possible.


It's never a good idea to come early because I may not be ready for you. If you want to come early, please phone me in advance to see if it's okay.

With respect to late, if you're more than 20 minutes late without phoning, then we'll have to make it another time.


No. I come into this with expectations the same as you do. If either of us can't meet the other's expectations, then we should both keep looking.


Yes. My massage includes a finish in my hand or between my breasts. Please go for an FS session if you are interested in more than massage.


You can upgrade to an FS session, but the time spent in the massage session will count towards your total time.


That's a bit like my going to a steakhouse and saying I'd like to get a discount because I only want the steak.


Gifts aren't necessary, and I'm really not very materialistic anyway. I always welcome homemade gifts such as poems, drawings or photos you took, something from your garden or kitchen, a live performance of a song or music, something you made in your shop—those sorts of things are always very precious to me.

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